he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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