Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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