Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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