just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i think my cat just said my name.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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