omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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