So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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