found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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