i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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