What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
