Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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