And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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