I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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