i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Your tits are I can't wait for
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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