I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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