Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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