I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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