It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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