I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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