yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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