hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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