You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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