y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
