Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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