D3 body, D1 cock
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
handjob tips. give me some.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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