Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
