Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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