Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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