I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Randomize
