Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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