Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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