She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
