I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
where am i from again
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You should frame my arrest warrant.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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