Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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