You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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