I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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