He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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