Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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