is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I will be naked everywhere
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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