this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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