If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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