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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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