So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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