it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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