i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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