i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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