I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
