Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
so let's talk penis.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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