Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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