i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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