i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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